So, without further ado, the coldest hitters during the last month of last year and the first month of this year:
Data courtesy of David Pinto's Day-by-Day Database.
Odd, ain't it, that several of the hitters on this list are ones who were traded or otherwise changed teams over the offseason...
What is astonishing is how seldom Carlos Pena has been able to score a run despite having been on-base a not inconsiderable number of times.

The Cardinals' dump-off of Ryan Ludwick (and their pickup of Lance Berkman) seems to bespeak either extreme shrewdness or some kind of sign that Tony LaRussa etal have an unhealthy amount of good luck with a oujia board.