WHO'S HAVING THE BEST SEPTEMBER (THUS FAR)??

Sure, you could look these up for yourself. Sure, they're a small sample size. But the same can be said for M&Ms, and that doesn't stop anyone from munching.

So just this once (he said, as he made an oblique approach on her left bra strap), take a look at these September 2013 stats, without fear of being caught en flagrante...just for a quick thrill that will get your blood flowing...

...and enable to get you through the day with a reminder that you are still alive, and that it's OK to keep on chooglin'.