|And how else but in a divisional All-Star Game setup|
can we get the Keanu Reeves of baseball into the lineup?
And, face it, if Trevor Plouffe doesn't get his shot at an ASG this year, the rest of the country--hell, the rest of the world--is going to be poorer for never having pronounced his name.
Last but not least, this approach actually makes use of the division construct--one of baseball's necessary evils (a phrase that does not extend to the tricky troll who is still occupying the Commissioner's Office)--and gives it the type of twist that anyone wearing knickers will be sure to appreciate (even while they're complaining).
Take a moment or two to look at the performance numbers for many of those mysterious names listed under the pitchers...while most of the starting pitchers (found at the top of each divisional list) are well-known, there are quite probably a dozen or so of the names found in the lower depths of the list who are toiling in total anonymity.
One of the great virtues of the divisional approach--and we can't repeat this often enough--is that these mostly faceless performers actually receive some recognition for their accomplishments.
We added a "DH" slot for the NL to keep roster sizes consistent.
The extra slots also allow us to pick out a few players who've turned in noteworthy performances in part-time roles--for example, Craig Gentry of the Texas Rangers.
And our old pal Jerry Hairston of the Dodgers.
And a couple of fellas who know how to take a walk--A. J. Ellis of those same (swooning of late) Dodgers, and Brandon Belt of the Giants (finally getting some playing time).
And, of course, it's our chance to pay an hommage to one of our favorite bearded wonders--the other bearded wonder of the Giants' bullpen, who doesn't get all the face time with the foo-foo press, who is shut out of the insidious, insipid Taco Bell commercials and is still stuck at MLB's minimum wage, who is--really, truly, actually--a much bigger loon than the one who shares his name with the man who's once again a Beach Boy...
|"Do you know me? Of course not! I can't even qualify|
for an AmEx card, much less make a commercial for them!"
It's none other--couldn't be anyone else--than: Sergio Romo.
The last year-and-a-half for Sergio (who's no bruiser--he stands all of 5'10) has been simply astonishing (1.27 ERA, with ancillary stats that will make your eyes go as buggy as his).
If nothing else, an All-Star Game nod might at least get Sergio a well-deserved raise.