ON Xmas Day in a time of incipient woe, we look for the miracle massé shot on the pool table of life, the distraction setting aside all the infractions against humanity that are on their way via anti-Santa's sulfurous sleigh.
And whenever things are that way, you know which way we're gonna go with it--we're going to go with the impossible wish-fulfillment hidden within our careening "National Pastime" that animates the vestiges of our long-ago sugar plum visions. We look to the game's deep past, we celebrate its youthful anarchy and its freedom from the elephantine torpor of the long ball and the blights upon its soul that have come to cripple it.
To cut to the chase: we go back to triples--that eternally endangered "long hit" that once gave the game its perfect seam of speed and power, but now is a quaint afterthought, with a record season-performance that's more out of reach than DiMag's 56-game streak. It's a mighty mark held by an anomalous non-entity: the game (and life itself) needs more of that, needs more connection between its gods and its ordinary people so that the scales of life can be more equitably (and humanely) balanced.
Yes, yes: pass the pipe dream and let me smoke it. But take a long puff on it while we revisit the extraordinary ordinary folk who were able to hit a basketful of triples when the fruit was still on the trees, and ripeness had not turned into rot. Perhaps there is still time to follow Mark Twain's advice and "dream better dreams"...SO on the with the show-and-tell already--we're gathering up all the player-seasons where at least fifteen (15) triples are displayed in the batter's hitting line.
And there's no better way to show than in our patented TimeGrid™ chart (at right). Proving again that even a sad tale can be strangely exhilarating when told well..
Thus you now know that there are 552 instances where players have hit 15 or more triples in a season. And if you have a lightning-like, abacus-configured mind, you've already discerned that 505 of those player-seasons occurred between 1882 (the first year where 15+ triples were hit) and 1949. (That's an average of about seven-and-a-half such seasons per year.)
And you also know that only 47 such instances have occurred since 1950. (The curse of depraved deprivation, indeed: that works out to less than seven-tenths of an instance per year...)OF course, when you look at the specific pattern in the data, you can figure out what happened. Both the style of play and the shape of the new ballparks that began to arrive in the 50s and 60s shifted things in ways that continue to plague the game, shifting its priorities ahead of the Sargasso Sea of neo-sabermetrics and its "velocity/launch angle" Armageddon (all puns most definitely intended).
But let's celebrate those "men of yore" who hit all those triples back in the day when ballparks were still attuned to the game's pastoral proclivities (now in approximately their ninetieth year on life support).
A few of these men are in the Hall of Fame--can you name them all? It's probably not surprising to discover that those with the most 15+ triples seasons overall (Roger Connor, Dan Brouthers, Joe Kelley, Jake Beckley, Ed Delahanty) are amongst the enshrinees. Abundant triples were but one part of their accomplishments.
But we also see an abundance of folks--some exalted, some more ordinary--who had a knack for the nineteenth-century game's version of the "long hit" (and, in a few instances, not much of a knack for anything else). We're thinking of folks like Bill Kuehne and Frank Fennelly, players who'll never be given even a first thought as a Hall of Famer but who were able to partake of what the game was making possible in its anarchic infancy.
Buck Ewing is the only catcher to have four 15+ triple seasons, and while it's not the main reason he's in the HOF, it's a fitting footnote. And such a note might give a nudge to the (apparently non-existent) "nineteenth-century veterans' committee" to put Ed McKean into the Hall where he belongs (but not before Pete Browning and Bob Caruthers!)
Yes, great players and great names (Oyster Burns!)--of course, "Big Sam" Thompson and "Wee Willie" Keeler are already in the Hall--they have eye-popping numbers that are now waved away by the isolated power fetishists known as neo-sabes. Bid McPhee also made it, the only nineteenth-century player to be inducted in the twenty-first century: it's time to rectify that.
BUT let's shift forward, into the "depraved deprivation" period (as if we could escape it...). There are 36 players since 1950 who've managed to hit 15+ triples in a season--how many can you name off the top of your head (or even on the top of your head, for that matter)?!
Aw c'mon, we're talking just three dozen guys...hmm, radio silence has never been so, well, silent...
Possibly you can think of some really speedy guys who might have done it more than once--as in 47 instances, 36 players? Would it help if we told you that two of them have names with repeating initials? No? OK, what if we give you the damn initials--CC and WW? (No, not C.C. Sabathia!!)
So that's Carl Crawford (three years in a row from 2004-06) and Bill James' old fave Willie Wilson (four times--1980, 1982, 1985, 1987). But there's one more guy with four who matches Wilson--is there a ray of hope that someone out there will pick up on that shameless clue we just gave you?
Right--it's Jose Reyes (2005, 2006, 2008, 2011), with that last one being one of three that occurred in the same year--gasp! As the chart above shows, it's the first time that this had happened since 1984, when the fearsome foursome of Dave Collins, Lloyd Moseby, Juan Samuel and Ryne Sandberg did in the same season. (Roll over, George Orwell...)
Samuel is one of three players who managed to "repeat the feat", doing it again in 1987. The other two are a "strange bedfellows" duo from the seventies: Garry Templeton (1977, 1979) and Jim Rice (1977, 1978). Templeton and Rice, along with Rod Carew, made up a troika of triples gods in 1977; Templeton, along with George Brett (20 triples!) and Paul Molitor, were a trio in 1979. (In 1977, it had been thirty-three years since there'd been at least three hitters with 15+ triples in the same year--in that war year of 1944, there were five who did so: Johnny Barrett (19), Bob Elliott (16), Johnny Lindell (16), Snuffy Stirnweiss (16) and Phil Cavarretta (15).
That 20+ triples thang does tend to capture people's attention: Jimmy Rollins' 20 three-baggers in 2007 might have been a part of why he was named MVP that year. (It didn't do the trick for Curtis Granderson, who hit 23 the same year, the most since Dale Mitchell in 1949. Not sure what got into Mitchell that year: he hit 23 more triples over the final seven years of his career.) The other players since 1950 to hit 20+ triples in a season--in addition to Brett, Rollins, and Granderson--are: Willie Mays (20, 1957), Willie Wilson (21, 1985), Lance Johnson (21, 1996) and Cristian Guzman (20, 2000).
How about the unlikeliest fellas to hit 15+ triples? We can take a crude measure of that by looking at the stolen base totals for all of those on the list. Two guys stand out, having each stolen only two bases in their 15+ triples seasons: Pete Runnels (1954) and Gino Cimoli (1962). Aside from our own decade, the 60s are the lowest of all for 15+ triple seasons: in addition to Cimoli, the only other player to do so is Johnny Callison (1965).
AND "depraved deprivation" has reached its zenith (or its nadir, depending on your perspective) in our own time. The lowest twelve-year run in MLB history for 15+ triple seasons is in place right here, right now. From 2013 to 2024, there has only been one such season turned in--a malevolent monument to the version of baseball brought to us by the architects of analytics.
Any guesses as to who that mystery man is? Here's a clue (yes, characteristically oblique!): he had the same number of walks (15) as triples (15) that year. A year, in fact, that matches that matched number of triples and walks...
So that's 15 triples and 15 walks in '15. Given the nature of how things changed in the years after that rookie season, he hit only seven triples over the next four years, while hitting 93 HRs in those seasons (2016-19). In 2021 he was a hero in the NLCS, hitting three homers (and, yes, a triple, too). In 2024, a return to the team he helped win an unexpected World Series in '21 didn't prevent him from having what looks to be a catastrophic, career-ending campaign...
As Syd Barrett said to his befuddled Pink Floyd bandmates: have you got it yet?
Let's surely hope that Eddie Rosario is not the last man in the history of MLB to hit 15+ triples in a season. No offense to him, really, but that would be a blight on the game if it were to be so. (We might just have to force him into indentured servitude as one of anti-Santa's elves.)
Final irony, and it'll remain intact if no one gives Eddie the Elf any more MLB playing time: he hit more triples in 2015 than he did over the rest of his career (nine more seasons!).
BUT there's hope on the horizon: in 2024, two players--Corbin Carroll and Jerran Duran--each hit 14 triples to lead their respective leagues.
Remember, it's always darkest before the dawn. With tenacity and luck, we might yet escape our doubled-down world and triple up. Let's dislodge those who were born on third and make triples safe for the world again...3-ball in the corner pocket!!